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August 31, anathema sit, Chronicle

I want you to be the first ones to know that at the end of my book I will append a black list.  It will be far more effective than Senator McCarthy's because it will contain true traitors' names, and no one will doubt my word, given the chances I have taken to get at the truth you have buried.  Francois said y'all knew all about the cover-up but that I didn't have a leg to stand on in making allegations because there was a good chance you could work with the Bush Team and keep it buried.  I'm betting not, and I'm a lot smarter than Francois, boys and girls.  Jeff, David, Judy, (and who the hell was that scrub I got the letter from? – I'll check), you are on the list that Francois will top.  I will include Sean Hannity of Fox.  I believe the Chronicle will soon be changing names and editorial staffs.  Fox will likely cease to exist.  I will insure that we no longer have a Yankee newspaper operating in Texas, so start looking for local owners.  I append the document with which I will ensure that you all answer before Congress, where it will be my strong recommendation that criminal charges be leveled against all of you.  I don't just want your careers any more.  Pass all this along to your masters in Washington – they wrote it themselves when they derailed the Constitution.  Anathema sit.

Captain May

 

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