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Captain
May,
What
are you up to? Enjoyed
reading your letter to the Prez. I can only imagine what you’re up to and if
my gut feeling is accurate, it should be good.
But the anxiety of anticipation is starting to set in. Talk to you soon. Andre
Welcome to history, Andre. I need a bit of your input here to keep the suspense going. What did you think about my CENTCOM email, by the way? The Public Affairs rascals deserved it for wimping out like the prez instead of ‘fessing up to the truth – and that’s the truth. Pisses me off, ‘cause I’ll bet I was in the same Public Affairs Officer class as some of ‘em!
Anyhow, can’t tell ya what Project Invictus Sol is all about yet, ‘cause if I do, the prez will have to kill ya. The only people I’ve told are:
Thom Shanker, chief Pentagon correspondent of the New York Times (who might have told my other New York Times snitch, Toby Hershaw);
Frank Michel, associate editor of the Houston Chronicle (who might have told my other Chronicle snitch, David Langworthy);
and Ted Estess,
dean of the University of Houston Honors College (who might have told
my other
Lord knows, I hope they’ll all be safe.
Well, welcome back to the book yourself, you little rascal. You’ve been away since you ambushed Sam Donaldson on his radio show back in the summer with the accusation of a cover-up of the 3/7 Cavalry and Battle of Baghdad. That was a good piece of infosabotage, I’ll have to say... Well, I know that all you can plead is letting libido and law school lead you away from martial arts and Captain May, but you’re forgiven, because I spoil my Ghost Troop camp followers rotten!
Remember the double
decoration depending from the brass chain that I gave you and the
still-unseen-since-David-
Captain Eric H. May, MI,
PS: Come by and we’ll work on some hapkido.
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