Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
Dear Capt. May:
Your book is absolutely fascinating, not to mention, timely and controversial as well as being the subject of most talk shows--radio and television--today.
I would like to represent your book to publishers. Please send me your legal name and the name of the book and I'll email you a copy of my Rights Representative contract for you to print out, sign and return to me via regular mail for my signature, at which point I'll make a copy for your files. The hard copies are in case an editor requests to see the complete manuscript. If I run out, additional copies will be printed at our expense.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
All Best Wishes,
Andrew Hamilton