Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3

September 1, email to Senator Bob Graham (D)

I believe the attached report will prove invaluable for your candidate. It’s supposed to be a big Dean/Clark secret, but you should be in the know. I respected Senator Graham for bringing up the impeachment issue, because I think the current occupant of the White House thoroughly deserves it. The Bush team wanted me to write speeches for them back in the Texas days (1996), but they never impressed me. If you like the substance and style of what you read, give me a call at [telephone number omitted by Editor].

Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3