Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3
Well, the prez just talked
to my brothers and sisters at
I asked if you were going to tell about the Battle of Baghdad.
You said “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
I asked if you knew that there was a Battle of Baghdad.
You said, “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
I asked if you had participated in a cover-up of the Battle of Baghdad in conjunction with the White House.
You said, “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
I asked if you knew that the White House had covered-up the Battle of Baghdad.
You said, “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
I asked if you even knew that there was a Battle of Baghdad.
You said, “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
I said I was shocked that you didn’t want to just deny any of this stuff outright, since I was writing a book and you were in it.
You said, “Sir, you need to contact our press office.”
Well, after that I stopped asking you questions that made you nervous, ‘cause I could tell I wasn’t going to crack you, and I don’t even feel like being mean any more. I’m just going to be thorough, because I’ve got investigations coming your way. I’ve been preparing my campaign for the truth since April Fools day.
I told you my background in military intelligence and
public affairs, told you I had been grief stricken, and told you I had begged
for two weeks at an
Captain May
PS: I’m attaching the report that I’m doing for Senator Clinton. She’s had it for a week. You can check it out with Amy Bonitatibus, her media assistant, because she’s the one who asked for it. I think things are getting interesting now. I’m underground and out of town until you folks get things right again. I won’t call again.
Thank you for the conversation. You didn’t deny anything; you didn’t admit anything. You guys are efficient when you know you’re wrong and about to be caught. You promised to have your military liaison call me back ASAP. I hope you mean what you say, Miss Lundberg. I told you what I’ve told them all: You have to kill me to stop me. I’ll join Ghost Troop in Hell before I’ll stop fighting the infowar that you guys started. [Editor’s emphasis] Ain’t it a damn shame?
I only voted once, in my life, and it was for Ronnie Reagan in 1980. Hell, I’ll bet I got half the honors college to vote for him, with all the politics I talked. I was 20 years old and had just finished a tour with the First Cavalry Division, and I was as gung-ho as you could be. I had a poster on my dorm room door for all to see. It was of a bunch of my reconnaissance buddies on a patrol. Beneath it was the caption “Communism Stops Here!” Yep, I was a Cold Warrior, still am I guess, since I’m underground hiding from assassins like the ones Blair had kill David Kelly, and like the ones the prez sent down here to kill me on the weekend of July 19/20.
Yep, it’s in the book, and on the way to
Have your military guy (or gal) call me, ASAP, like
you promised. If not, I’m sending you
another email, and it won’t be as nice as this one. They all go out to the net real-time. Shit, girl, I’m the only free press in
Captain May
PS: Here’s the essay I wrote April 13, after waiting for the prez to do his job and tell the truth. I’ve circulated it every way possible since, and its publication will ensure the impeachment of the prez. Good.
Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3