Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
Notice: I am appending the op-ed I sent to David Langworthy to Veronica Bussio. I know that her inclination will be to duck and run, just like David and Frank did. It’s hard to stand up for the Constitution during a tyrannical attempt to subvert it – the Chronicle has proved that since I told them the truth about the 3/7 Cavalry the day it happened in April. Veronica, I’m just beginning the chapter of April Fools, Captain May that will end David’s career. The book is no joke, believe me. You can already find it on the Internet, in many different guises. I will append the last letter I have written to Frank Michel, my last communication in any form to him. Wannabe next?
Should anyone be dumb enough to want to match wits with me while I am obeying my oath to the Constitution and you are shamefully undermining it, please feel free. Believe me, the chapters of my book in which someone has been dumb enough to talk shit to me are the best of all.
I repeat my ultimatum to you: publish my op-ed within by Wednesday, August 27, or become part of the best literary roast since Alexander Pope’s Dunciad. You know what Pope said to people who said that his satire was making him enemies? “Let them hate me if they will, for what I write is true. Men who do not fear God will learn to fear me.”
Captain May
PS: I know you’re taking your orders from Jeff Cohen. I also know that he is a heartless Hearst hatchet man. I may write him a letter soon, after I finish with his toadies (which I will label you in two days). Whether he gets a letter or not, you all will soon have the pleasure of singing your canary songs against his tyranny at the Chronicle. I know you all hate him; I’ve heard that much, and I know that the only relief you will feel when the Congressional investigation I’ve arranged for you begins will come from seeing how much of the guilt you can attach to him. It will be like a special circle of hell for false journalists, and the nation will enjoy it more, far more than Watergate. The only thing that could make the plot better would be a fallen captain, and I am willing to play the role of martyr if that’s what it takes. Telling you is easy, darlin’. Shit, I told the prez that on July 15, and since he took a swipe at me July 18 (the same day he and Blair hit Dr. David Kelly), he has known better than to play Infowar with the commander of Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry.