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August 28, email to CNN Crossfire

Hey y’all, could you tell James that Captain May says he ought to say something about that piece of crap story y’all keep running about the Baghdad Bush Baby.  If I don’t get assassinated soon I’m going to die of boredom watching your Bush League propaganda.

I know, I know, just following orders, just following orders.  But the public ain’t gonna accept it this time any better than they did at Nuremberg, folks.

I would have written the other networks, ‘cause they carried the same shitty story, but y’all went one better:  You pointed out how there had already been a Dick Cheney baby in Iraq.  Damn, can’t y’all do a better job of covering your tracks when you’re on a propaganda mission for the White House?

James, what was it you said to defend Bill Clinton against allegations:  Drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and folks will say anything?  Something like that…  Well, offer an Iraqi a US passport and they’ll name their child Lucifer, which I would rather name my offspring than George Bush or Dick Cheney.

Alright, from now on when I catch you media weenies, you go in the book that is going through cyberspace as you speak.  Y’all are way out of the loop, folks.  Your enemies know everything that they can use to hurt you at the same time you do, and my book has become a sort of reverse Schindler’s List:  Once you’re disgraced in it, oh, boy.

Cheers,

Captain May

Commander, Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry

Self-appointed, April 8, 2003

 

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