Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
Hey y’all, could you tell James that Captain May says he ought to say something about that piece of crap story y’all keep running about the Baghdad Bush Baby. If I don’t get assassinated soon I’m going to die of boredom watching your Bush League propaganda.
I know, I know, just following orders, just following
orders. But the public ain’t gonna accept it this time any better than they did at
I would have written the other networks, ‘cause they carried the same shitty story, but y’all went one
better: You pointed out how there had already been a Dick Cheney baby in
James, what was it you said to defend Bill Clinton
against allegations: Drag a hundred
dollar bill through a trailer park and folks will say anything? Something like
that… Well, offer an Iraqi a
Alright, from now on when I catch you media weenies, you go in the book that is going through cyberspace as you speak. Y’all are way out of the loop, folks. Your enemies know everything that they can use to hurt you at the same time you do, and my book has become a sort of reverse Schindler’s List: Once you’re disgraced in it, oh, boy.
Cheers,
Captain May
Commander, Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry
Self-appointed, April 8, 2003