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Hey home girl, sorry we didn’t get to talk more
the other day in Crawford. I’m the guy
who was dressed in black pants, a black tee-shirt with a “Flying Dragon Tae
Kwon Do” logo over my heart, and a brass US Cavalry belt buckle. I’m Captain May.
I hope you kept the WMD report I gave you, because it actually did
have some new weapons of mass destruction tidbits in it, but for the most part
it was a weapon of mass deduction.
Yep, forget the bad pun: It was a
matter of pulling Sherlock Holmes off the shelf, filling a calabash pipe, and
figuring out what was real by getting rid of what wasn’t. You could have done it yourself, I’ll
bet. In fact, you still can:
I’ve written you into a press release/email/letter of complaint that
Messrs. Hannity and Colmes
got – along with a few dozen media entities in the most various
categories. It’s circulating in the
internet right now. I’m afraid the
informational walls that the media has been plugging up for the government
about
Tell you what, I’ll fill you in on a little
bit of what I’ve been doing since y’all were out there in the news van. You’re in the middle of it somewhere, just
keep reading – or don’t. Ciao.
Captain May
PS: Can you tell me who that nice
young man from CNN was? I was talking to
him from the porch swing of the Peace House, where I was playing guitar badly,
but explaining cover-ups very well.
There were independent filmmakers there.
I think that the way Michael Moore operates has persuaded a whole
generation of teens (the real root of culture) that in-your-face-journalism is
the real deal…
Anyhow, I kinda joked with him from the porch
for a minute by telling him that I would tell him a secret for free. He waited.
I told him that I bet I knew why Victoria Clark and Ari
Fleischer boogied on Boy George: because
the truth about