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October 29, Email to Messrs. Crockett and Lawrence, Democratic Talk Radio

Dear Mr. Crockett, I enjoyed your op-ed and our conversation greatly.  It’s refreshing to think that there are still people who think the hard thoughts. Most journalists are wrapped up in the daily grind, and consistently put on blinders against the past and the future.  Clearly you don’t.  I am flattered by your invitation, and will wait to hear from you.  In the meanwhile I hope you will enjoy the condensed book.  I’ve entitled it "April Fools, Captain May" because I began to take an objective professional view of this war with my op-ed, written the 1st of April but run the 3rd, in the Houston Chronicle.  I believe I was thinking right when I defied the loony logic of the Bush team and said that we were headed to quicksand in Iraq.  I’m proud to be able to say that I’m a military intelligence officer, because the prez has been trying to say we don’t know our shit.  I’ll let you read and be the judge.  I’ve attached the book excerpts (around 100 pages).  It’s pretty brisk reading once you get going.  Please feel free to circulate, discuss, copy, etc.  It’s currently sitting (in complete form) before such Congressional folks as Hillary Clinton and Jan Schakowsky, and they’re waiting for investigations to start up against Bush before springing its analyses on that piss-poor imitation of a real Texan.

Regards, Captain May, Houston

PS:  I’ve just spoken with Mr. Lawrence, as you advised, and he was also kind enough to extend an invitation to me.  He asked that you share the (abridged) manuscript with him.  I hope the two of you will be even more pleased after reading it than you have been in our conversations.  As for me, I’m in high cotton nowadays, and hope that George XLIII will be under control before he can get us into a world war.  I’m going to go ahead and copy a few of the readers of my private newsletter (each missive is an entry).  You’ll find some illustrious names on the cc list, and they all read every word.  After all, I’m writing what they’re scared to write, but love to read.

 

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