Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
Captain May,
Thank you for sending this. It is interesting and provocative but, unfortunately, would compete with one of our existing titles, The Best Democracy Money Can By (sic, spelling), and so (sic, redundant conjunction) I can't request the balance of the manuscript. Best of luck in placing this with the right publisher.
Best,
Emily Haynes
Penguin Publishers