Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
I have been a supporter of the general’s to a greater extent than most, having published an op-ed in the Houston Chronicle’s Outlook section of July 8 to give some amplification to his views of the Bush Team’s geopolitical gambling addiction. I wrote the piece shortly after his June 25 appearance on CNN Crossfire, but the Chronicle, a Bush lapdog paper, sat on it until truth and convenience coincided, ergo it was delayed for a solid week.
I am attaching a cluster of op-eds
that I have written (some published, some not) about
Finally, tell him that I have written most of a book on the subversion of the 1st Amendment, which he did not stop although he was there when it happened, and that I expect to see him talking truth soon. He is about to cease to be Wesley Clark and become “Weasely Clark” in my book, which I believe will soon go to the top of the charts. It’s time for the general to start acting like a soldier instead of a politician, thereby disproving the theory that junior officers like me hold to: that with every promotion your balls shrink.
If the general responds quickly, I’ll be impressed. I might even do y’all a favor and turn some of my talent your way. The Bush Team wanted me to write speeches for them, but I didn’t think he was worthy. Is General Clark?
You have until the weekend to reply, general.
Captain May, Commander, Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry
PS: And don’t give me any “dire consequences” bullshit. I’ve heard two ears full of it. I’ve made my will, I’ve arranged my funeral, and I’m not backing down. It’s a damn shame that it’s the MI weenie who’s acting like a man. He’d better begin the national confession for the desecration of the 3/7 Cavalry and the 3rd ID, or instead of giving him top-end support I’m going to rip that fucking Ranger tab off his shoulder.