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August 19, email to General Clark

I have been a supporter of the general’s to a greater extent than most, having published an op-ed in the Houston Chronicle’s Outlook section of July 8 to give some amplification to his views of the Bush Team’s geopolitical gambling addiction.  I wrote the piece shortly after his June 25 appearance on CNN Crossfire, but the Chronicle, a Bush lapdog paper, sat on it until truth and convenience coincided, ergo it was delayed for a solid week.

I am attaching a cluster of op-eds that I have written (some published, some not) about Iraq.  Please deliver them to the general.  Tell him that Captain May has been doing his duty and obeying his oath to protect the Constitution against domestic enemies.  Tell him I am growing tired of living under threat of assassination because people like him have not revealed the truth about the war generally and the Battle of Baghdad particularly.

Finally, tell him that I have written most of a book on the subversion of the 1st Amendment, which he did not stop although he was there when it happened, and that I expect to see him talking truth soon.  He is about to cease to be Wesley Clark and become “Weasely Clark” in my book, which I believe will soon go to the top of the charts.  It’s time for the general to start acting like a soldier instead of a politician, thereby disproving the theory that junior officers like me hold to:  that with every promotion your balls shrink.

If the general responds quickly, I’ll be impressed.  I might even do y’all a favor and turn some of my talent your way.  The Bush Team wanted me to write speeches for them, but I didn’t think he was worthy.  Is General Clark?

You have until the weekend to reply, general.

Captain May, Commander, Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry

PS:  And don’t give me any “dire consequences” bullshit.  I’ve heard two ears full of it.  I’ve made my will, I’ve arranged my funeral, and I’m not backing down.  It’s a damn shame that it’s the MI weenie who’s acting like a man.  He’d better begin the national confession for the desecration of the 3/7 Cavalry and the 3rd ID, or instead of giving him top-end support I’m going to rip that fucking Ranger tab off his shoulder.

 

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