Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 4
OK y’all, I've been having interested journalists, academics, etc. calling and emailing me to complain because I cut ‘em from the list “just when things were looking interesting” – as if things hadn’t been interesting all along! You see, they’re mad because they’re getting their goodbye email after my establishment of presence on the Internet [which began with www.geocities.com/onlythecaptain on 22 December 2003 . “We launched the site at the dusk of the winter solstice, the beginning of the longest night of the year.” - Captain May. Notes by Editor]
Well, I’ve got a message for them and everyone else: I just don’t need contacts as much as I used to – and it’s not like many of you have kept up your side of the correspondence! My current stuff is getting circulated by the Underground Internet – and if you don't know it already, you’re a square!
Frankly, I’m sick of not getting much respect for the efforts I’m making and the chances I’m taking on your behalf as citizens, so I’m gone! To save wear and tear on my poor frazzled soul, I’ve decided a simple operational principle for the InfoWar campaigns of 2004:
If I don’t like you, I don’t write you –
unless I have
If you want to be sure to remain one of my Gentle Readers, write to me, and wish me a happy new year, maybe even tell me you appreciate my work! Shucks, I thought I’d get killed doing my duty in 2003, and I’m glad and proud to see 2004!
Here, I’ll leave you smiling when I go…
It’s midnight folks, on New Years Day,
so start right! Read New Digs by Captain May!
New
Digs
They’ll
wonder where we’ve gone this winter,
‘cause,
friends, they lack creative center!
Well,
we’ll be where the Army before us went
in a
time of American discontent!
And
troopers, they went to
to
make (info)war on dumb King George!
Army
Captain Eric May,
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