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August 18, Iraqi Resistance Report IV (dated April 6, 2003)

Gentle Reader, please accept my apologies for including a report from the other side, but I was taught to examine all data before leading my soldiers or you anywhere important.  I am sorry to say that this report confirms (indeed, elaborates) my inferences of April 4.

[Compiled from Different Arab Sources]

The Free Arab Voice

If anyone still has any doubt that the Coalition of the Morally Bankrupt has been lying about the magnitude of its losses in this war, he or she should take a very hard look at the footage of the wreckage of destroyed Coalition invader tanks and armored vehicles that were left split open like discarded cans of sardines around the area of Saddam’s International Airport.

Such charred up (sic) and blown up tanks and armored vehicles in the vicinity of the airport were shown today on all major Arab satellite TV stations.  Given the ferocity of the battle that raged around the airport, and the number of Coalition machinery (sic) left behind, it would take a very stubborn person to insist that the figure of two or three American casualties that Coalition sources reported were incurred in the battle of the airport is the correct one.

In fact, after journalists and reporters from non-Iraqi media were allowed to visit the vicinity of the airport, including a reporter of Al Manar TV of the pro-Iranian Hizbullah, it would take a very stubborn person indeed to insist that American troops are maintaining control of Saddam’s airport as the Western media continues to claim.

The truth is that an Iraqi counter-attack yesterday morning forced Coalition invader forces into an area near the airport called Abu Ghrayib, from which they have been constantly trying to bombard the airport till (sic) this moment.  Other airborne landings in different parts of Baghdad yesterday were only meant to divert attention from the reinforcements Coalition invader forces were trying to deliver to their cornered troops in Abu Ghrayib.  This evening, there are reports that renewed fighting has erupted between the Iraqi resistance and Coalition invader forces striving to reach the airport from another direction.  In the meantime, civilian spots in the sprawling city of Baghdad keep getting hit with heavy Coalition bombardment that is leaving in its wake lots of torn up civilians in this campaign to free Iraqis from their independence as a sovereign state.

The Free Arab Voice

 

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