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September 24, 1800, email from Marnie Glickman, Green Party

Remove me from your list.

 

 

September 24, 2000, email to Marnie Glickman, Green party

Hey home girl, got your note.  Will you restate it, for the record?  I’m conducting an investigation into a few things that I thought would be of interest to America’s alternative party:

1.   Constitutional subversion by the prez through intimidation of the media, and cover-ups of major military reverses (which means the country is driving blind, cause Bush is in the driver’s seat, and he’s reckless).

2.   Assassination as a political tool in the cases of:  Rachel Corrie, assassinated 16 March to hush pain-in-the-ass civil rights types in Palestine; Arab Media after the Battle of Baghdad to show ‘em not to fuck with George XLIII when he orders a cover-up of a battle; and Dr. David Kelly in England to show the every Brit not to talk shit about Blair’s motives for going to war.  Oh, and I allege that I was a target for assassination when Kelly got it.

3.   The current preparation for a witch hunt against American Moslems (kinda like the Jews, circa 1933/34, when a certain right-winger came to power in another country).

There must be some kind of mistake, mustn’t there?  You guys have taken the trouble to pass some of my materials on to various impeachment and war-crimes groups, so why are you losing interest?  Please write your answer with style and coherence in mind, because I’ll put it, like the apparently inadvertent one I just received, in my book, “April Fools, Captain May.”

History is waiting, home girl.  I’ve always liked you Greens for being irreverent, but I’m quite prepared to publicly chide you for being irrelevant.  And by the way, what’s your position in the party – or are y’all a party?  Or do y’all just party a lot?

Captain May

 

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