Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3
Synopsis: Since September 8, while conducting my investigation for Congressional leaders, I got the Bush Team to leave an email trail implicating them and their bosses into the conspiracy to keep the body count from the Battle of Baghdad hushed. The gig is up, folks. Let’s all do the right thing and get something better than a prez who was a C student at Yale and did an F job at war. Read on. It’s all in the file.
The file is the last pages of the pending book on the cover-up, written by me, an Army Military Intelligence & Public Affairs Officer and Ghostwriter who put the Constitution first, and the tyrannous commander in chief second. I’ve given the various letters headings with date, time and person. Just look at the headings and pick what looks interesting, that’s what the readers will do. [Editor’s emphasis, in all cases]
When the Congressional Investigation gets underway, many of you will be testifying (you’re already identified in the index of my book). Just tell the truth, because you can bet that anyone who can rat anyone else out will tell the truth if you don’t. And admit this truth to Captain May: I’ve talked to a thousand of you without ever being contradicted on my claim that you were being forced to participate in a cover-up against your wishes. I’m the guy who had the guts to beat the Bushes for the story. I don’t care about the money from the soon-to-be best-seller, because I’m giving it away. I can’t profit from the blood of my brothers and sisters – and the tears I wept for them – when their sacrifice was desecrated by silence. If everyone took this approach to lives, we wouldn’t have had this war in the first place. If everyone had been open about how screwed up the war was from early on, we wouldn’t be stuck in the quicksand now.
I’m sending this to you and yours because you are in
the book. This isn’t the first time
we’ve communicated. I’ve started a black
list of journalists, military officers and politicians who have collaborated
with the Bushies too enthusiastically. It’s in the file I’ve attached. Check to see if you’re on it, because I’m
making it the last page in my book, first edition being printed in
You may contact me through my lawyer (and wife), Mrs. May at [telephone number omitted -- Editor]. Or you may contact me through my best man and best friend, Chase Untermeyer [telephone number omitted -- Editor]. Chase was Asst. Sec. of the Navy under Reagan/Bush 41, and is friendly with the whole family.
You see, there are kind people who have known and served President Bush – if you’re talking about the last President Bush, that is. This one will be remembered as a tyrant. Know why? Because he attacked his own people with propaganda, and he forced you to go along.
Regards (and good luck), Captain May
Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3