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Well, the Christian
jingoists and the Islamic jihadists are having a ball
as of late, with the warriors whaling away at each other and the widows wailing
away at all of it. I think you Moslems
have a more benign Apocalypse than me and my brother Baptists. We’re going to win the true religion contest
by making sure that our Apocalypse happens, not yours.
Incidentally, I have a
Koran, given me by two Malaysian maidens who lived in my apartment complex when
I was in college. They were virtuous
virgins, and I have never ceased to have a regard for the women of Islam
because of their grace and their gift. I
will not write their names, because they, like you, alas, may prefer to be
anonymous in these days when the Moslems have become the new American Indians,
and the
Boy George just had to
make a cowboy movie of things, didn’t he?
Yep, just like he had to have his airplane ride onto a carrier… Boy George is a powerful man’s son who is
used to getting what he wants. He is an enfant terrible like Hitler, who started
the last world war. Hitler took a
I figure every nation is
due for a madman every century or so, regardless of its form of government,
ethnicity or religion. The 20th
Century was chock full of ‘em in
Mike, straight up, do you
think the intelligence folks (my compliments, ladies and gentlemen) are passing
any of this stuff to the prez? Condor Lisa could help him with the big
words. Here, I’ll try a Johnny Hancock
flourish after a brief declaration:
~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
George
XLIII, tyrant, resign.
CAPTAIN
MAY
~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
Anyhow, away from freedom
of speech and back to analysis: So we’re
beating up the “bad” Moslems with shelling and bombing in Operation Iron
Hammer. Another bit of brilliant public
relations by the Bush League. Please
tell me I’m wrong, ‘cause I’ve only picked at pieces
of the Koran those two angels gave me twenty years ago, but I think there was a
part of it warning that in Hell “the wicked shall be beaten with iron
hammers.” I wonder how the mullahs like having Koran
phrases stuck onto anti-Moslem operational names.
Yep, it’s a bully day for
the jingoists and the jihadists, that’s all I’m
saying. Bush will get his escalation if
he really wants it, even if it comes to letting his hero
You ever get the feeling
that the Bush Bunch has a knack of grandiose names that backfire on ‘em? Nowadays no one
is rude enough to remember The New World Order, the last Bush League
version of worldwide imperium. Shucks, that would
be as poor an example of journalism as commenting on the interesting slip
Brenner made two Saturdays ago when he said in
Damn, I’d give twenty
dollars (and that’s a whole day’s pay for me) to be able to see that entire
twenty-four minute farce of a speech that Boy George gave on the USS Abraham
Lincoln back on Mayday. There he was, a Republican
trying to step into the shoes of
That boy ain’t got a lick of sense, but his friends in media are
carrying his dumb ass because they are afraid of what would happen if
Don’t mind my bitching
about the bumps in the road as we hurtle down the highway of history, Boy
George in the driver’s seat, blind drunk with power. I’m resigned to watching it closely from the
back seat and writing down my notes to be found in the wreckage. At least then they’ll know that we weren’t
all fools. It’s just that most of us
didn’t have the brains or balls to take the keys away from him when we knew
that he was just another out-of-control punk.
Anyhow, enough laughs for
now. I’ll go back to my soap opera: world events.
I’m watching TV as much nowadays as mama did back during Watergate. And why not? Gloom and doom is what the Army trained me to
look for, Mike. I taught the Nuclear,
Chemical and Biological Warfare course for the Army before I was twenty, wrote
some really cool white-papers on how to manipulate media when I was working in
intelligence, learned the ways and language of the Russians, slithered like a
snake through shit to prove I was tough…
Shit, man, I was trained for the end of times…, and I can see it coming.
Magister May
PS: Quit worrying about me so much. September 12, the day Boy George went to
Ft. Stewart to desecrate the 3rd ID by pinning the Presidential Unit
Citation on them without acknowledging what they had suffered for him, he said in his speech that in America people wouldn’t be
executed for their free expression, because this wasn’t a tyrannical country. I wonder why they expurgated the line from
the official transcripts – it was in the live broadcast, I assure you. Oops!
Was the remark a Freudian slip?
Poor little tike, he can’t assassinate (er… execute) any more critics until
he creates another empowering crisis!
PPS: I’ve attached the Veteran’s Day letter I
wrote Professor G, my teacher, who was invited into the Whermacht
(one of millions) by Hitler to implement his version of a new world
order. The whole thing never could have
happened had fortune not given
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