Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2

August 21, email, Peace House & ABC

Darlin’ Kay, the rout is on. As Bedford Forest said in the Civil War, now is the time to “keep the scare going.” I’ve got a Congressional investigation pending on the media cover-up of American deaths in the battle of Baghdad April 6-7. It’s doom for the prostituted press. I have raised the black flag, and I accept no terms except unconditional surrender from them all. Their only security against the doom that is fast approaching is to tell the truth to the American people via television, radio, newspaper and magazine. In the meanwhile I am destroying their careers one by one. I have spread terror like Achilles, and am probably as doomed as he was, but my cause is worth it: I demand that my nation honor my men, and I will not stop until the liars stop lying or kill me. If I die, it will up the stakes for those complicit in the anti-American Infowar.

Say hello to all my friends, especially Doc, Paul and Tsar Bear – and pass on my regards to the local cops. They’ll remember me.

PS to Bobby Buttermilk: You are copied for the sole reason that I have already sent you – and your network – the truth about the cover-up July 16 (after phoning y’all a dozen times from April on – all documented, or course). This email is another nail in your coffin. Do you think the megamedia will mourn your disgrace any more than it mourned the disaster of the 3/7 Cavalry and the 3rd ID? You are complicit, and I will be seeing you in front of Congress soon. You had better re-focus on that lofty principle that has guided you and your ilk from the start: self interest. Spread the word to the worms you call colleagues that I have tied you and a hundred like you with 300 pages of correspondence, and that none of you will escape – and I laugh as I write it. One other thing: Fuck you, and pass it on to Ted Koppel. He got the report even earlier than you, on July 9. Y'all can read it in the hardcover. I bet I'll sell more copies than Hillary. Y'all won't be eating shoes, though, like Tucker Carlson did for the senator, y'all will be eating shit for me and the American public I serve.

Captain May

Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2