Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 2
Sorry I didn’t have occasion to speak with you, Sarah. You have a pretty name. Well, I told your receptionist that your deputy had admitted knowledge of a cover-up of the deaths of hundreds of American soldiers at the Battle of Baghdad. I said it twice and slow so that she could absorb it, and she said you were right there and that she’d tell you immediately. I told her to tell you I would wait on the phone for five minutes. Well, I waited for a little less than five minutes, but what the hell, I knew you were already into damage control and denial. I’ve seen too many of you folks in action to be bullshitted any more.
You proved me right, of course. I called you back after an hour and you, the High Sheriff of America’s High Culture Magazine, had your secretary tell me that you didn’t want to talk me, didn’t want to see the chapter I had just written about you and Deputy Johnny, and wanted me to please stop calling. Don’t worry, bless your heart, next time it won’t be me calling, it’ll be Congress. The Bush League plan you guys sold your souls to propagandize is falling apart, and pretty soon your readers are going to see that the pure ivory walls of the high-end media are just a fancy front for a whore house. Go make a buck, I’m done with you.
Captain May