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September 8, email to Sean Hannity

Dog, didn’t I tell you not to abuse the innocent? Tonight you repeatedly berated a man of the clergy. Now, normally I would be as indifferent as Jesus to the claims of preachers, but this man just happened to be uttering the truth to the American People. He said that we were in a poor fix, and that our leader had utterly misled us.

As Cicero once said, when you have no case, abuse the plaintiff. Well, you followed the advice to the tee. You waved your hands in the man’s personal space, you called him names, you insulted him with taunts, and then, when he was about to leave, you invoked God against him a couple of times for good measure. It hurt me to see a preacher look daggers at you because you had been so thuggish.

I think God will speak for himself through the American People anon, but I will be so bold as to say that the man of God whom you insulted tonight was the better man – by far – of the two of you, and that you are an utter bully. I’ll be watching your God-forsaken broadcast the next time you try to bite folks’ pant-legs and ankles for the George XLIII. I ain’t much of a Baptist anymore, but I can still see a goddamn yellow dog.

Get ready to take your final bow-wow for mother media.

Captain May

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