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I guess you’re getting tired of the InfoWar and want to let the truth out, ‘cause you carefully avoided saying a single word of refutation. Smart move, Thom, ‘cause the truth is published now (on the net), the investigations are near, and denial is a fading option. Real quick, here’s the stuff on my site – then I gotta run and pick out Mrs. May’s birthday cake!
1. The July Letters implicate you and the New York Times, the AJC, CNN, the Houston Chronicle, the Army, Special Forces, etc., and give an interesting view of events before the death of Dr. Kelly and outing of Valerie Plame in July – from my position as an InfoWar participant, that is.
2. The Published Essays show that the Houston Chronicle had sense enough to publish my (accurate) military intelligence analyses – before things got too hot in mid-July.
3. The Unpublished Essays are what Toby Hershaw (your op-ed buddy at the Times) told me he was taking to the beach to peacefully peruse, which made him scared and shaky the next time we spoke.
4. The Appendix contains the articles (translated) that you thanked me for back in the summer and the list of indicators that I picked up, open-source, from Clear Channel Communications, CNN and Fox, and the Department of Defense information guidelines, which show that you guys broke the law when you covered up for the White House.
Hey Thom, you and Toby (and your publisher and editors) take a good look at the attachment, the Shanker Letters. It’s the email I’ve been sending you guys since July 15, and I’ll get my webmaster to tack ‘em up on the internet. They’ll be read, little buddy, and you and the Times will be famous again! Man, I’ll be glad, ‘cause that whole Jayson Blair business made it look like y’all were, well, Pravdaesque. (I know you haven’t heard the word, little buddy, but I make ‘em up when it’s time to expand folks’ minds – and y’all are worth a new adjective!)
I hope you liked the wolf fangs I sent you for a Christmas present – I picked ‘em out myself to give you some teeth for your writing (and ‘cause you and Wolfwits are such good buddies). Did you really mean to try ‘em out on me, you little nitwit?
Tovarisch pisatel, ni mojhet bit, shto vi takoy durak! Ya tolko mogu dumat, shto vi hotiti ostonovitsya eto prestupleniye protiv nashu stranu – i ya ochin rad!
Read the Shanker Letters and write back if you’ve
got any gripes about ‘em. Ever wonder why I sent so many copies of everything to everyone, Thom? ‘Cause I
didn’t want anyone to deny anything when it was time to answer to
Captain May
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