Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3

September 4, email to Chaplains Lieutenant Untermeyer (US Navy) and Captain King

A brief observation to the pastors of the God of Truth: I caught a report of Fox at 2330 to the following effect:

Sheila Jackson-Lee was involved in a heated argument in her sudden flight home to Houston, an unusual event, given that Congress just went back into session. You will recall that I told each of you this evening that SJL had asked for five minutes at the end of today’s session to address the House on extraneous matters (she was one of four to ask for that privilege).

Do you know, I think the disreputable rep is a bit edgy. Anyway, she was arguing with the crew about not having a first-class seat available for her because she was a member of Congress and was working hard. Little loss of composure there, eh? You don’t think any of this has to do with my media blitz linking her and the Chronicle to the cover-up, do you?

Keep an open mind and an open eye for your favorite captain, OK? And do pray for the truth to out, gentlemen. You are chaplains of Ghost Troop, 3/7 Cavalry, and your prayers will surely hurt us none at all. Like Pascal, I’ll call in the Great Unknown when I’ve got nothing else to turn to.

Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 3