Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 1

July 16, email to Wolf Blitzer, CNN

Hey, Wolf. Know what? I had a dog named Wolf once. Anyway, I know about the 3/7 Cavalry, the 3rd Infantry Division, the Battle of Baghdad, the cover-up at Ft. Stewart, and the fake body count – and I know even more. I’ve had enough. CNN, YOUR LIES MAKE ME PUKE. There, I’ve said it all in caps and monosyllables as a compliment to TV talkers.

You guys should have listened to the Soviets – they did it better. Get out of bed with Bush, or call me for pointers on how to be better propagandists.

Captain May

Ghost Troop Home Page April Fools Part 1